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On Monday every Bears fan I know was screamin’ Super Bowl from the top of their lungs because they beat worst team in the league from a year ago. Then they showed up at Lambeau Field to play the Packers and got the brakes beat off of them 23-10. It’s like getting excited about beating your 10 year old son in a game of basketball in the drive way. Then LeBron comes over and keeps you from even touching the rock let alone getting a decent shot off. Remember, it’s a long season and teams will have highs and lows. It happens. You’re team isn’t going to look good every week. The key is to win far more than you lose.
With all of that patting on the back mu mu talk I just gave you, y'all know I gotta do what I do! Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Dwight Howard has passed the baton to Jay Culter as my new Buster Brown during football season! In my Denny Green voice, “HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!” He’s an emotional wreck that can’t lead his team. Early in the ball game when the Bears were only down 0-3 with 8:17 left in the half ole boy lost it and cost them the game.
He cursed out his rookie left tackle J’Marcuss Webb and then shoved him. I know y’all saw that young boy give him that look like, “Man if I wasn’t at work I would mop this cat but since I’ve got to eat Ima chill.” Also Webb thought about Big Momma back home watching it on TV and how proud she was of her baby so he took it on the chin.
Winning championships is a very delicate task to perform bruh! It’s like doing open heart surgery. You have to keep everything in front of you and you can’t turn the engine off even if it gets tough. Your quarterback has to always remain calm during times of adversity and be able to encourage the cats around him when the joint goes bad. You never see Payton, Eli, Tom Brady or Drew Brees cursing boys out on the sideline and trying to fight. Why? Because they understand that they are the leaders of the team and if they lose it the team will lose it both figuratively and literally.
You know they feel like getting at boyz from time to time but it will only make things worse especially during the course of the game. After Culter flipped out on his left tackle they went on to give up 7 sacks and he threw 4 picks. Why? Because Culter not only got into the rookie’s head but he got into his own skull. It’s a wonder he didn’t get himself killed out there. Cursing out the guy that has to protect your back side is like Obama not paying the secret service then telling them to deal with it and saying you better be at work on time tomorrow. It’s like screamin’ at the waitress before she brings you your food bruh. That’s suicide!
If you still think the Bears will still make it to the Super Bowl after that display of foolishness you're smoking, inhaling, injecting, snorting and bathing in dope. Some things are correctable problems but having a quarterback that just doesn’t get isn’t one of them. If you don’t have a leader of men on the field all you’ve got is 11 cats playing sand lot football drawing up plays in the dirt.
, I need you to run 10 yards to Miss Latie’s tree and then turn around. Alshon, I need you to run to Mr Willie's duece and a quarter and come across the middle. Forte, I need you run straight down the street as fast as you can and I’ll hit you. The rest of y’all better block!” That’s what the Bears are doing out there right now bruh! Brandon
Now lets look at the carnage for what it is. Forte has an ankle sprain that will bother him for the reason of the season. He’s a running back for crying out loud, those joints never heal during the season. Urlacher, who is the emotional leader of that defense, is old and banged up already. Finally, you don’t have a quarterback with the capacity to lead. Super Bowl is not in your DNA this year because other teams have what it takes to perform the surgery. So at this point you're just playing for Giggles & Kicks!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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