|"Get off me homeboy cuz this is Texas football!"|
Just ask ole Alabama if I’m lying bruh! They’ve been posted up in the hood for nearly two years taking boyz’ lunch money, pushin' weight out of Bryant-Denny Stadium and carjacking duns just because they could. Unfortunately, Johnny Football and Aggie Nation rolled into Tuscaloosa deep sitting on 24’s bumpin’ that Tupac & MC Breed “I Gotta Get Mine” and shocked the world by rolling the Tide 29-24!
They didn’t waste any time gettin' it in either bruh. They put 20 on it early in the first quarter and Bama played catch up for the rest of the night! All they did was come in and play Big 12 spread ‘em out football and beat them. Alabama’s front 7 was ineffective against the spread. I’ve been telling you since week 1 that their defensive secondary was suspect and that cats that could throw the football would give them problems! Just pull the tape bruh I've been keeping it real! This isn’t anything new because I’ve BEEN saying it. I thought Tennessee would get them but they had no guts. LSU finally exposed them but it took A&M to finally bring that Texas Funk in there to get ‘em.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The last cat I thought would get them was Johnny Football because when LSU pressured him he made costly mistakes and turned the ball over. He’s obviously matured since that ball game and now he’s officially the MAN in Texas!!!
What I’m trippin’ off of is how all of the media still trying to get Bama into the national title game. Bama has one of the weakest schedules in America and just because it says SEC in front of it clowns are buying it. They’ve played two games bruh and lost one of them! So how can you justify still talking about them when there are still 3 undefeated teams left?
Notre Dame, Kansas State and Oregon (Parliament Funkadelic) still have tough games to play and are still vulnerable but they're still rolling for now. Notre Dame still has to go to LA and play USC and Oregon still has #14 Stanford, who just beat #11 Oregon State on Saturday. Then the Ducks still have the Civil War against the Beavers and will have to turn around and play in the PAC 12 title game. Boyz will have to keep their heads on a swivel to stay alive down the stretch.
I told you back in August in the Hot Joint entitled “D-Day” that college football was cyclical and that everybody has their runs and it doesn’t last forever. I explained how the SEC wouldn’t dominate the game this year even though the dull media wanted you to believe it. Don’t believe everything these clowns write or say. Look up the information for yourself. When you see 5 SEC teams in the top 10 at the beginning of the year know that 80% of that is hype.
The difference between a student and a scholar is in the research bruh! A student just absorbs the information that is given to them. A scholar takes that same information and tests the validity of it. A student believes the hype and a scholar understood early on that Bama couldn’t afford to lose a game playing a dull schedule.
You can’t play Michigan(dull), Western Kentucky(so dull), Arkansas (John L. Smith dull), Florida Atlantic(extra dull with mild sauce on the side), Ole Miss( dull as usual), Mizzou(couldn’t win the Big 12 dull), Tennessee(0-6 in the SEC dull), Miss St.( Miss St is Miss St dull), LSU( Exposed them), Texas A&M( took their lunch money, their girl and the stash under the bed too), Western Carolina( too dull to even be playing) and Auburn( Gene Chizik dull) and lose one and expect to get in the title game.
Now if everybody else losses and Bama wins the SEC then they're back in! So the rest of these duns can’t get cocky thinking that their home free because most accidents occur within 5 miles from home. Don’t get caught sleepin’ at the light and get carjacked because boyz WILL get you if you aren't paying attention! Bama got comfortable, let the window down and stuck their arm out of it while waiting at the light and got done up!
I told you earlier this week in the Hot Joint entitled "The Fallacy" that Texas A&M has exposed the SEC this year further proving my point that the entire conference is no better than the others! (Pop the trunk on that joint to read more!) If a middle of the road or worse Big 12 team can come into the SEC with a new coach and win 8 games in it's first year, the conference as a whole is not the beast that you say it is bruh!
College football is the greatest game on the planet! Why? Because the playoffs started week 1! It’s win or go home from the word go! It doesn’t get any better than that homeboy!! Make sure you hit up my Blazin' Hot College Football Weekly Wrap Up on Monday because it's gonna be hilarious!!! Y'all know how I get it in! So let's get it in!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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