|"You're in good hands like All-State bruh! I got this!"|
Remember how all of your friends and family would get upset when you would start dating a new woman? Regardless of why you guys broke up they wanted you to stay with the first girl forever. Big Momma would make comments like, “Y’all need to work it out because I like her. She’s better than this new girl so you need to get rid of her and bring my favorite back and I don’t care that she’s spending all of your money too!”
Sound familiar bruh? Well if you live in Indianapolis it does! During the early part of this year the Colts had to make a decision. They had to pay Peyton Manning $28 million just to keep him on the roster. Then they would have had to pay him $7 million in a salary for this season or break up with him and start dating a new quarterback which happened to be the #1 pick in the draft, Andrew Luck. It was an easy decision to make but the fans in Indy were so delusional that they couldn't fathom turning over and not seeing Peyton in the morning.
Just 7 months later Luck has these boyz rolling to a 5-3 start and thinking about possibly making the playoffs! In my Jim More voice, "What's that!?! Ah--Playoffs!?!" After a stellar performance and win on Sunday against the Miami Dolphins 23-20! Luck has the fans in Indy apologizing for not wanting to date him initially. He set an NFL rookie passing record of 433 yards and became only the 2nd rookie ever to produce four 300-yard games in a season. The other one was their first love Peyton Manning. Speaking of the other guy, Andrew's numbers are identical to his! They both have their teams 5-3 and they both have put up 2,404 passing yards.
The love affair with Peyton is so bad in Indy that cats are showing up at Colts games with #18 Denver Broncos jerseys on. Y’all know how I feel about grown men in jerseys anyway but to wear a Denver jersey to a Colts game is WAY out of line homeboy. I mean you already lose cool points for looking like a groupie then you jump completely off of the roof wearing his class ring around your neck! Give me a break!
That's even worse than the clowns that were wearing the Texas Tech gear when Bobby Knight got fired from Indiana! These boyz didn't know Texas Tech existed until Knight went to Lubbock! Then all of a sudden they were Red Raider fans! Clowns!!!!
I can completely appreciate the fans admiration for Peyton because not only was he a great player but he as a pillar in the community with all that he was involved in. I mean they named the freaking Children's Hospital after the guy because of all of the philanthropic work he did and all of the bread that he's donated. So I get it, but if you are a Colts fan then check the Denver jersey at the door bruh! I can even understand the cat that wears the #18 Colts joint because he's already paid for it. But to go out and buy a Denver jersey to wear to the game is totally disrespectful not only to Luck but to the entire organization!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Luck has come into to Indy and delivered! He’s cooking dinner, baking cakes, kissing babies and sending flowers to the job. Boyz that were holding on to Peyton are starting to loosen their grips but it's been tough. Yeah, he was great but it’s time to move on bruh! Luck is your quarterback now! It’s time to support him on Sundays at the very least. If you wanna cheat with Peyton during the week then have at it. Just don’t show up at the crib(Lucas Oil) with Peyton's cologne and shirt on game day!
If you are a true fan of a team then support your team and your guy. Peyton has another woman now and he’s taking good care of her in Denver. Don’t be the jilted lover that stalks the guy outside his crib wearing his boxers and dress shirt.
Andrew Luck has led the Colts to more than twice as many wins in half of a season as they won all season long last year. This dun is the real deal! So if I see another clown in a Peyton Manning Denver Broncos jersey at another Colts game I’m gonna become the new girlfriend’s older brother and start fighting boyz in the parking lot because Andrew deserves more than that. If you’re a Colts fan then be a Colts fan and stop being disrespectful. Big props to Andrew Luck!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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