|"Give me all the loose change too bruh!"|
On Wednesday night during Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals Rajon Rondo got on the bus with reckless intent bruh! In one of the most exciting playoff games we've seen in a while Rondo gave boyz the business in a losing overtime effort. The Miami Heat held off Rondo and the Boston Celtics 115-111 to take a 2-0 lead in the Eastern Conference Finals. Rondo lit boyz up for 44 points, 8 rebounds and 10 assists!
I keep telling folks that Rondo is the best point guard in the league but they won't listen. All I keep hearing is that he can't shoot. Well, that Dun was shooting in Game 2 bruh!He's a walking double double! He got on the bus not to be out hustled by Tony Parker's effort in the West. He was the cat that hung around the gym locker room eyeing the other kids sneakers and making a mental note of which locker was the prime catch, only to come back after school to clean them out.
Rondo went off so bad that home land security was called because of the suspicious way he went about picking the Heat apart last night. Who scores 44 points and plays the entire 53 minutes of the ball game. That Dun never sat down bruh! I know that the Heat won the joint but I've got to give props where props are due! Mario Chalmers spent the entire night getting taken advantage of by this cat even though he was able to put up 22 points himself.
Almario Vernard Chlamers, yeah that's his name! "His momma call him Almario! Ima call him Almario!" Almario spent the rest of the evening after the game explaining to the "Man" where his money was. He was able to make the delivery but came up $44,000 short and that's a problem! They decided not to wack him because they'll need his services on Friday in Game 3 but he can't come up short again or else.
Now the Celtics have to return home down 2-0 after a valiant effort in Miami in Game 2 but the hole will be darn near impossible to climb out of. No other Boston team has rallied from a 2-0 deficit to win a series since 1969 bruh! That's when Bill Russell, John Havlicek and Don Chaney were driving the bus to the NBA Championship and wearing the first pair of bell bottoms pants!
Give Miami credit for coming back from 15 points down to win the joint but it's gonna be a problem in Boston on Friday. Had it not been for the home crowd Rondo may have stolen every pair of sneakers in the building, car jacked the little ole lady in the pink Cadillac and ripped off Mr. Johnson's walker and his depends and sold them at the Flea Market.
If Miami does anything over the next two days they've got to figure out how to slow down Rondo. The other cats can do what they do because they're limited by injury and age. So like I keep saying Rondo is a problem for the Heat. Slow that Dun down and everything's going to be cool, at least for now!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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