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The famous author Eric Hoffer once said, “Propaganda does not deceive people, it merely helps them to deceive themselves.” John F. Kennedy sitting around with the fellas said it this way, “The great enemy of truth is very often not the lie, deliberate, contrived and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive and unrealistic.”
See you can only tell lies for so long bruh! At some point you either gotta come clean or boyz will MAKE you tell the truth by exposing the lie to the world. Well on Wednesday night in an alley behind Poydras Street in New Orleans ole Teddy Bridgewater and a street gang called the Cardinals made the Florida Gators pay tolls. They completely drug these boyz up and down the field until they had given up all of the money and their guts!
By the time the smoke cleared Florida was butt naked begging for mercy and Louisville had the ride, the sneakers and the girl, 33-23. Don’t even trip playa; the score was in no way indicative of the beat down that the Gators took. They needed dental records to identify these Joe's after it was over.
Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! For REAL cats that have been paying close attention all season long this wasn’t a shocker. The Florida Gators went from being ranked 23rd in the preseason all the way to being ranked 3rd in the final polls despite having a pass offense that was ranked 118th out of 120 in the entire FBS. Total scam bruh!!!
However, it’s easy to hide in the SEC when your pass offense is atrocious because nobody throws the football down there. The only dun that can put it in the air in the entire conference is Johnny Football. Aaron Murray at Georgia tries to fake like he’s throwing it around. It’s also easy to look good when you’re only willing to play in your momma’s backyard!
Do you realize that Florida hasn’t scheduled a non-conference game outside of the state of Florida in the regular season since they went to Syracuse in 1991? Dude, Emmitt Smith was still playing and Vanilla Ice still had street cred! So when you finally play somebody with a different style you get Culture Shocked homeboy!!
At the beginning of the college football season I wrote a Hot Joint entitled "The Dull Fix" explaining how the media was trying their best to put the SEC back into the BCS title game by piling as many teams into the top 10 as possible. At one point early on they had 5 of these duns in the Top 10! It was like seeing Gang signs in the ghetto homie! Duns were tagging the SEC all over every radio and TV show on the air. They even had the nerve to put Mississippi State in the top 10 earlier in the season and we just saw them get the brakes beat off of them by dull Northwestern in the Toilet Bowl (Gator Bowl) and they haven’t won a bowl game since 1949! Harry Truman was President, the Dodgers were still playing in Brooklyn and James Brown didn't even have a perm yet bruh!
They've been selling these boyz all year and I’ve been the only one telling you that it was a scam but you wouldn’t listen. We just saw #8 LSU get beat by Clemson in the Chick-Fil-A Bowl. We saw #10 South Carolina struggle with dull play calling Michigan and #7 Georgia who was 5 yards from playing for the national title barely get by Nebraska after 3 quarters of turmoil before they put them away. The same duns that gave up 70 points to Wisconsin in the Big Ten title game. Keep in mind that the Big Ten was HORRIBLE this year!
I told you in the Hot Joint entitled "The Fallacy" that if Texas A&M is winning in year 1 in the SEC that it wasn’t as good as boyz were saying. A&M has been a traditional doormat in the Big 12 since it’s inception in 1996. They’ve finished an average of 6th or worse every year and all of a sudden they lose 2 ball games in the best so-called conference in football with a new coach? C’mon bruh! Sumlin's good but he ain't that good! You can sell that knock off Gucci to the clown down the street because I’m only wearing the real deal.
There is no way that if Florida was the 3rd ranked team in America with the best defense in the SEC and possibly the country they would have gotten man handled like they did. But all you gotta do is pay attention to the numbers because they don’t lie! Let me say it again! They were ranked 118th out of 120 in passing offense coming into the Sugar Bowl playboy! So Teddy 5 and Co. put that thang on 'em and sent 'em to the crib chomping toothless! They didn't punt until the 6:07 mark in the fourth quarter playboy! Talk about a beat down!!
Stop lyin’ to folks and keep it real! How is Alabama even playing for the national title after playing this lame schedule and having 1 loss: Michigan (dull), Western Kentucky (so dull), Arkansas (John L. Smith dull), Florida Atlantic (extra dull with mild sauce on the side), Ole Miss (dull as usual), Mizzou (couldn’t win in the Big 12 dull), Tennessee (nobody wants to coach there dull), Miss State ( just plain dull), Western Carolina (well done dull) and Auburn (Gene Chizik dull)? Why? Because of the scam of 2012 that we’re seeing is fall apart right before our very eyes bruh!
It ain't over either! Notre Dame can air it out and difference maker will be the tight end! Bama's secondary is suspect playboy. Just ask Johnny Football how bad it is. I've been telling you boyz that all season. Check the blog if you think I'm lyin'!! In my Huggy Low Down voice, "Waaait for it!" And in my McDonald's hungry voice “I’m Lovin’ It.”
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