|Welker: Dude, my wife is trippin'! Brady: "Yeah bruh, she's worse than mine!"|
Well Wes Welker’s wife Ann let that jealousy bug climb into her heart on Sunday after she witnessed her husband and his homeboy’s get carjacked and beaten up in Foxboro by Ray Lewis and a street gang called the Ravens. After the Patriots got mugged in front of nearly 70,000 people ole girl took to her Facebook page and acted a complete fool and I quote:
"Proud of my husband and the Pats. By the way, if anyone is bored, please go to Ray Lewis' Wikipedia page. 6 kids 4 wives. Acquitted for murder. Paid a family off. Yay. What a hall of fame player! A true role model!"
Now if that ain’t some down right hatin’ I don’t know what is bruh! Your husband and his boyz just got the brakes beat off of them in front of the whole world and all you have to do with your time is put some cat's personal life on blast online? How childish is that? What does Ray Lewis’ family have to do with him terrorizing your little itty bitty husband and his boyz on national TV? He was like the boogie man out there on those boyz.
At least when Tom Brady's wife went off after the Super Bowl last year she was just backing some boyz up off of her. I had no problem with the way she handled it. That was a G move on her part because the fans were completely disrespectful to her. However, Wes' wife better watch out because Ray Ray's baby mommas ain't from the suburbs. They may have some bread now but ghetto tendencies are permanent pimpin'! They're probably puttin' the vaseline on their faces and kickin' off their heels just reading this joint. "Where that $#&%* at!" I can hear 'em comin' don't street now with some old school Pro Keds on just for the occasion. They put the Bentley up and are ridin' deep in the before Ray Lewis joint, a '92 Skylark with 3 hub caps just to give them an edge!
Ole girl completely violated every rule in the Hood Handbook of Family Protocol playa! She mentioned a boyz wife or potential wife, baby momma or mommas, jump offs and his kids! You can't back out of the door with an apology on that one homeboy! There's only one way to solve a problem like this and only those that grew up with a hood address know what I'm talking about! So if you don't know I can't help you!
So if Baby Ray had one kid and had only been married once or didn't have any kids out of wedlock would that have changed the beaten that the Patriots would have gotten? If he’d never been involved in the murder situation would that have changed the score or kept him from imposing his will on your husband's team? Absolutely not playa! Therefore, you sound like a 16 year old that just got beat up on the bus and you're looking for some sympathy but everybody’s laughing at you and shaking their heads.
Let’s keep it real of all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Why didn’t ole girl bring up the fact that New England hasn’t been able to win a Super Bowl since being caught in the whole spygate joint? I’m just sayin’! They were dominating the league as long as they were cheating. Why wasn’t that put on Facebook homegirl? Why not blast Bill Belichik for not coming up with a new plan to cheat boyz out of Super Bowls? That would have been more appropriate than going at Ray Lewis for taking your husband's sneakers and giving him a wedgy.
It’s easy to win 3 out of 4 Super Bowls when you’re a peeping Tom! That's like ole Manti saying he's a ladies man now! If you know what boyz are about to do on every freaking play it’s a lot easier to be Tom Brady, right? These duns were climbing through the window in the middle of the night on boyz but she doesn’t remember that. However, she can pull up Ray Ray’s Wikipedia page though. What I’m most upset about on his page is the fact that they NEVER once mention his inability to stop crying! I’m fired up about that homeboy and somebody’s got to pay!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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