|In my Puffy voice, "Take that, take that!"|
Martin Luther King Jr. once said, “Faith is taking the first step when you don’t see the whole staircase.” The famous French writer, philosopher and playwright Voltaire broke it down like this, “Faith consists of believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe.” Big Momma brought it home when she said, “Baby, if you don’t believe in yourself then nobody will.”
Well according to all of the so-called experts the Baltimore Ravens didn’t have a Bentley’s chance of being parked in the projects of winning in Denver! They were a 9 ½ point underdog going into the joint and came out of it with a 3 point win in double overtime 38-35. With 31 seconds left in regulation on their on own 30 with no timeouts, Joe Flacco caught boyz sleepin’ and hit Jacoby Jones down the sideline to tie the joint up at 35.
What I can’t understand is how in the world were boyz sleepin’ with 31 seconds left? Defensive back Tony Carter slowed down and let Jones run right by him thinking that the safety, Rahim Moore, would pick him up but he was taking a smoke break and let ole boy get behind him. How dull was that if you’re a Denver Bronco fan?
Speaking of dull fans! Who in their right mind is sitting out there for 4 plus hours in 13 degree weather with a -3 degree wind chill bruh? There isn’t enough liquor in the world that would make a boy suffer through that. Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! You can go pull the tape and I would almost guarantee you that the only brothers in the stadium were playing and working. You can believe that son! There wasn’t a brother within 3 miles of that joint as cold as it was. You can accuse us of a lot of things but sitting outside in 13 degree weather with a wind chill of -3 ain’t one of them! Stop me when I start lyin’!
If you told the police that you left your Maserati parked in the hood running with the doors open with Marvin Gaye's "Let's get in on" playing in 13 degree weather and it was stolen. They wouldn't even suspect a brother was in it. If you told them that you saw a brother pulling off giving you the finger they'd arrest you for lying!
If I were playing I would have painted my number on the back of my coat and told the NFL to go ahead and fine me. I couldn’t believe how these cats were playing without anything on their arms etc.
I even saw coaches on the sideline without gloves on. Now I did see ole John Fox out there looking like Kris Kringle. His face was as red as Rudolph's nose acting like he wasn't cold. In my Ochocinco voice, "CHILD PLEASE!" I got cold just watching these duns so I put on my coat sitting in my recliner at the crib where I KNOW I paid the light and gas bill this month playboy.
|It's cold bruh, go head on!|
These cats are experts at what they do and Corey Graham made him pay dearly. He picked it off at the Denver 45, they ran 5 more plays picking up an additional 16 yards and had Justin Tucker take off the foot warmer to knock down a 47 yarder to finally get out of the cold air. I bet the Ravens were bumpin’ that Vanilla Ice, “Ice Ice Baby” all the way to the crib! Don’t even try to hate on Vanilla Ice, you know that was the lick back in the day, just like MC Hammer. Boyz kill me trying to act like those duns weren’t hot when they were out.
Big Momma was in the sky box screaming, "You gotta believe in yourself even when nobody else believes in you! Now where is my drink and let's get up out of here!"
Holla At Ya Boy!
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